the evils of turkey bowling. . . hmmm. . . who would have thought?
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involuntary - as in "involuntary manslaughter" - didn't mean to do it. . . contrarian - someone who constantly asks "why" or "why not" to the consternation of management and family alike.
A long time back we actually had an event for the high school where we turkey bowled in the community room. Guess we should have watched this highly-informative video first, since we didn't know that you weren't supposed to take off the plastic wrap from the turkey. I'm surprised none of us died from salmonella!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, it's kind of tough to make a turkey slide when it's out of the plastic and beginning to unthaw...so we slathered it up with butter to help. Hope the elders never heard about that one!
if i ever give into the temptation to bowl with a turkey, i will call you for help.
ReplyDeleteif i am going to sin in a grocery aisle, i want the voice of experience in my ear. . .